what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
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My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Randomize