I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
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Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
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