its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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