what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
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I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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