Your face is a jimmy john
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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