Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
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franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
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This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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