what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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