How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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