She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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