I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
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Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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