Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
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no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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