Ambien. No doubt about it.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
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I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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