i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
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He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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