ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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