The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I just want nice things and good sex
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I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
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