An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
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I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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