Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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