i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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