Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
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He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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