What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
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my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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