They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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