Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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