So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize