If i could tip my vagina, i would.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
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Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
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Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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