i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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