honey bunches of taint.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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