people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
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Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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