is your mom at the bar?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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