The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
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Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
3pm strippers are depressing
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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