i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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