Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
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Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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