My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
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Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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