i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
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Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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