whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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