I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
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