Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
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We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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