What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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