I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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