and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
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Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I think a kid would responsible me up
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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