Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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