He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize