the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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