Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
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When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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