But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
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time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
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Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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