Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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