I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
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I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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