Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
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You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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