I feel like abortions should bother me more
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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