No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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