I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
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It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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Have fun and good luck.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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