I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
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The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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